Transformers: Energon
“Ironhide Team” – Episode 47
Written by Voicebox Productions
–
Q-2: Kicker and his Autobot team are on their way to Central City!
Q-1: Good. He’s going back to work after being reunited with his family.
Sally: Ohh, Kicker!
Q-3: But where’s Optimus Prime? Is he somewhere in the city?
Q-2: It’s a mystery. He’s nowhere to be found!
[Transition]
Demolishor: Snow Cat, what is this stuff?
Snow Cat: Hmm… It’s Super Energon, I think! Heheh.
Demolishor: Well, why don’t we take some?
Snow Cat: Yeah, Galvatron will never know! C’mon, whaddya say we take a little dip! Woohoo!
Q-2: The Decepticons are in the underground Energon temple!
Q-1: They’re taking control of the Super Energon pool!
Q-4: And that means Kicker and the others are in great danger, great danger…
[Transition]
Dr. Jones: Erghh, ergh, ergh… ergh, ergh, errrghh. Hhh… erggh, eraaah! I’ve gotta get outta here as soon as I can. I’m sure those two Decepticons are still in the area. Oh no! Erghh, ergaah! Aaaahh!
Snow Cat: Aaaaaahhh!
Demolishor: (Makes scared ape noises.)
Snow Cat: Hold me, Demolishor!
Snow Cat: Aaaaaahhh!
Demolishor: (Makes scared ape noises.)
Dr. Jones: Hmmm? That’s strange! Aaahh… Huh?! Aaaaahhh! The Terrorcons? What happened? They seem to have transformed. Errr…
[Transition]
Galvatron: Now, tell me again, Sixshot. Why should I spare you?
Sixshot: Uh, because, sir, I’m the only one who can unlock the Energon grid.
Galvatron: You’re the only one? Well, I suppose you might be of some use to this operation after all.
Sixshot: Thank you, Galvatron. Thank you! Huhh…?
Galvatron: Wait, what’s that noise? Are those Terrorcons? Snow Cat, what’s going on out there?
Snow Cat: Galvatron, I’m here at the north gate. And as you can see, the Terrorcons have somehow transformed into giants and running amuck!
Demolishor: Things are out of control! There’s so many of them! The exact number’s, uh… one… two… uh, three… Um, what comes after three?! Let’s just say there’s a lot of ’em! And they’re going beserk!
Galvatron: I want to know how something like this could happen!
Demolishor: Well, Snow Cat and I were looking for the Super Energon in the Energon temple…
Galvatron: So you and Snow Cat went into the temple and basked in the Super Energon without my permission?!
Snow Cat: Oh, no, sir. We would never do such a thing! But that’s what the Terrorcons did! We would’ve stopped them if we could, but just look at them — they’re monsters!
Starscream: You mean those Terrorcons turned into giants due to the power of Super Energon?
Galvatron: Just stop them before they damage the Energon grid!
Starscream: That’s a job for Scorponok. The Terrorcons obey him.
Galvatron: Well, then tell Scorponok to get on it!
Starscream: Apparently, Optimus Prime is in the spaceport. Scorponok is on his way there.
Sixshot: Heh, heh, heh… Sir, I know a way to take care of Optimus… If ya let me. All I have to do is spray some Energon gas around the area and I assure you Prime and his team will scatter like insects. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha… Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…
[Transition]
Omega Supreme: Optimus, no sign of Decepticons. This would be a good place to touch down.
Optimus: All right, but everyone stay on guard.
Superion: Of course, but as long as their Energon grid is outta commission, we shouldn’t have anything to worry about.
Omega Supreme: I wouldn’t be so sure about that, Superion Maximus.
Optimus: It’s Scorponok. Okay, we’ll set down here but maintain a defensive formation.
Starscream: Scorponok!
Scorponok: Yes?
Starscream: Forget about those Autobots. Head back to Central City.
Scorponok: But what about Optimus Prime?
Starscream: You’re needed here! The Terrorcons are running wild in the city!
Scorponok: What, the Terrorcons?!
Starscream: You know you’re the only one who can really control the Terrorcons.
Scorponok: Yes, that’s true. I’ll be right there.
Constructicon: It’s us against them, Bruticus Maximus.
Bruticus: I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Constructicon: You’d think Optimus Prime would know better than to tangle with us. Let’s show him who’s boss!
Sixshot: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh…
Galvatron: You… Stop laughing now.
Sixshot: So, Galvatron, it looks like you need me more than you realized. Y’see, if you could unlock the Energon grid all by yourself, it would be a different story. But unfortunately, you can’t.
Galvatron: All right, Sixshot, what do you want?
Sixshot: I want you to apologize to me.
Galvatron: What…?
Sixshot: And make sure you’re sincere. Maybe you could, uh… bow your head…
Galvatron: You… mrgghhh…
Sixshot: What are you doing, Starscream? Listen… I don’t have any problem with you… Please don’t… hurt me…!
Galvatron: Starscream, you dolt, get up. I never told you to do that. Get up!
Starscream: I am here to serve. And if this will help destroy the Autobots, then I see no shame in bowing down to Sixshot.
Sixshot: Well, I guess if Galvatron’s right hand man will go as far as to bow before me, that’ll have to do. After all, I don’t want to cause any trouble. I just want to know that I’m appreciated. No hard feelings, okay?
Galvatron: Errrr…
[Transition]
Optimus: Oh no. The Decepticons are releasing the Energon gas again. We’ve got to get inside where it’s safe. There! We can get into the command centre through that door. Let’s go! Huh? Oh, this is not good…
[Transition]
Kicker: This is it, Hot Shot. We can get to Primus from here.
Hot Shot: Okay, Kicker, but let’s be careful. Remember, Rad and Dr. Jones haven’t turned up yet. So that could mean they’ve had a run-in with the Decepticons.
Kicker: Yeah, you could be right, but the only way we’re going to find them is with Primus’ help.
Sally: Uhh…
Kicker: Arcee, are you ready?
Arcee: You know I am!
Kicker: Okay, let’s go. Geronimo! Ugh… ugh.
Rad: Hey! Kicker!
Mirage: Huh?!
Arcee: Transform!
Kicker: Okay, Arcee! Get ‘im!
Mirage: Don’t even think about it, Autobot!
Arcee: Ugh!
Mirage: Ahaa, what a lousy shot! You missed me. Huh?! What’s happening?! Uggh! Errghhh! Aaaahhh!
Kicker: Whoa… Thanks, Primus.
Rad: Kicker! Ugh… Thanks for getting rid of Mirage, but I’m afraid we’ve got bigger problems.
Kicker: What do you mean?
Rad: Primus is gonna need way more Energon if he’s gonna wake up.
Kicker: Oh really?! That wasn’t enough?! Hey, by the way, where’s my dad?
Rad: Oh, uh, I think he went of on his own to get some help.
[Transition]
Dr. Jones: I sure hope this works… A little bug in the system oughta stir things up. I know the Decepticons don’t think very much of humans like me, but this one little trick I’m sure they’ll never figure — Awww! Ohhh. Optimus must be inside the building by now. All I have to do is find a way to signal him. And Kicker thinks I just sit behind a desk all day, ha, ha…! If he could only see me now. Well, I can do lots of things, Kicker. There. That’s it, shut down complete. That should stop the gas coming through the air ducts from the Energon temple. In theory. And the Autobots will be here soon, at least I hope.
[Transition]
Omega Supreme: Optimus, I can’t take much more of this.
Optimus: Let’s get inside.
Omega Supreme: We’ll have to charge in. But there’s no guarantee there won’t be any more gas inside the command centre.
Superion: Hmm?
Omega Supreme: What’s the matter?
Superion: The gas… It’s starting to clear away from the entrance!
Optimus: Good. This is our last chance to get in there.
[Transition]
Galvatron: What are you doing? Get the Energon grid online!
Sixshot: I’m trying, sir, but there’s a — a problem!
Galvatron: What’s the matter, soldier?
Sixshot: Well, for some reason, the master computer is ignoring my commands!
Galvatron: You know how I feel about failure.
Sixshot: Well, someone must’ve hacked into the system and shut the pipeline down. Ahh, it’ll take a moment to get it back online, sir.
Galvatron: So! You have failed!
Sixshot: Aaaaahh! Aaahh…
Galvatron: It’s just as I thought. You’re all talk and no action. Now, apologize! Do it! Apologize! Or it’s all over! Sixshot, you’ve wasted enough of my time! I think I’ve made up my mind.
Starscream: Spare him, please, Galvatron!
Galvatron: Bah, you’re just like you’re brother, Shockblast. You cause nothing but trouble! Let’s go, Starscream!
Starscream: Yessir!
Galvatron: We can’t let Optimus Prime in here! Sixshot, I’ll deal with you later.
Sixshot: Aggghhh…
Galvatron: Mirage, Demolishor, Snow Cat, listen up. I want all of you on the surface right away. We’re going to secure Cybertron.
[Transition]
Scorponok: Terrorcons, stop! Get back to the temple, now! What are you trying to do, anyway?! Huh? Ah, you’re trying to get outside. I won’t allow it! Urgggh! I said stop! I command you to go back to the temple and convert the Energon so Galvatron can use it! Go back to the temple, right now! Why won’t they listen to me?
Ironhide: Autobots are really great!
Scorponok: Huh? Arrrgh…
All Three: Autobots are really great!
Ironhide: Move it, boys, or we’re too late!
Scorponok: The Autobots…
All Three: Move it, boys, or we’re too late…
[Transition]
Rodimus: The Energon grid is down. All right, we’re going in.
Cliffjumper: Yeah! Let’s roll!
Superion: Whatever you do, don’t stop firing until Optimus and the others get inside the command centre! Understand?
Prowl: Right!
Bulkhead: I’m glad you’re on our side, Superion Maximus.
Superion: Believe me, Bulkhead, the feeling’s mutual!
Bulkhead: Haha, right you are, heh! With friends like you, we’ll be okay!
Superion: Huh?
Bulkhead: Huh?
Snow Cat: Yeah, now this is more like it!
Demolishor: Heh, let’s get busy!
Mirage: Destroy the Autobots!
Snow Cat, Demolishor & Mirage: Aaah…?
Rodimus: I’d sure like to see you try.
Prowl: Rodimus!
Rodimus: Well, whaddya say, Prowl? It’s time to Powerlinx.
Prowl: Yessir!
Rodimus: Rodimus!
Prowl: Prowl!
Rodimus & Prowl: Powerlinx!
Rodimus: Powerlinx Rodimus!
Constructicon: Whoa!
[Transition]
Ironhide: There’s one thing that I know…
All Three: There’s one thing that I know!
Ironhide: The Decepticons have to go! Company, halt! Hey, who goes there?
Dr. Jones: Hhh, hhh, hhh…
Ironhide: Whoa, that’s Kicker’s father. Yo! Dr. Jones! Over here!
Dr. Jones: Is that you, Ironhide?
Ironhide: Team Ironhide at your service, sir!
All Three: There’s no reason to run and hide, Team Ironhide is on your side!
Dr. Jones: Huh?!
Ironhide: Oh, man! What is that?!
Dr. Jones: Terrorcons. The Super Energon must’ve made them huge.
Ironhide: I don’t believe it. All right, we’ve gotta protect Dr. Jones, so we’ll retreat to a safe place until backup arrives.
Dr. Jones: No, Ironhide. There’s no time for that. If you have any Energon with you, then you must take me to Primus immediately.
Ironhide: What? You wanna go and see Primus? Yes, of course, and I understand, but you’ll have to lead the way, sir.
Dr. Jones: Sure. No problem.
Ironhide: Transform! Okay, Doctor. Shake a leg and get in.
Blue: We’re going to stay, sir.
Ironhide: Oh, no you’re not.
Blue: We can handle those Terrorcons.
Ironhide: Yeah, but what about Scorponok? He’ll be a lot tougher and —
Blue: — We are strong!
Yellow: We have pride.
Red: We are Team Ironhide!
All Three: Yeaaahh! We are strong, we have pride, we are Team Ironhide! We are strong, we have pride, we are Team Ironhide!
Ironhide: Stop! Come back!
Scorponok: Transform!
All Three: Waaaaahhh!
Ironhide: Oh no…!
Kicker: Uh oh… It looks like we’re gonna have to make a little detour, Arcee. I think Ironhide might need our help.
Arcee: Then I’ll put it in high gear, Kicker!
Kicker: Go for it!
Ironhide: Kicker! Take care of your father.
Kicker: Huh…? Dad, come on! Hurry!
Ironhide: Transform! Kicker, get your dad outta here right now. It’s too dangerous. Take the Energon and go to Primus. I’ll deal with the Terrorcons and Scorponok.
Kicker: All right, buddy. Good luck. I’ll be waiting for ya.
Ironhide: Oversized cockroaches. Rggh! Rgh!
Scorponok: What?!
Ironhide: (VO) My team… He won’t get away with this…
Scorponok: Transform!
Ironhide: Hey, Scorponok, you’ve gone too far and I’ll see that you’ll pay for what you’ve done.
Scorponok: Is that right? Huh. You think all that pent up emotion will give you the extra strength you need?
Ironhide: I’m stronger than you think.
Scorponok: Ha. You’re weak enough to let your fallen comrades cloud your judgement. That’s pathetic.
Ironhide: You have no idea what I’m like. Friends like these are what gives me the strength to go into battle. And when you attacked them, it only makes me stronger and wanna fight that much harder.
Scorponok: I can tell you’ve spent too much time with the humans. You’re getting soft. Listen to yourself, I bet you’d even start crying if you knew how.
Ironhide: Say what?
Scorponok: Your Autobot friends are down. Why don’t you just get over it?
Ironhide: Why you, ugh…
Scorponok: There’s no way you can beat these giant Terrorcons. And even if you’re lucky enough to get by them, you’ll still have to deal with me.
Ironhide: Yeah? I’ll finish you off all by myself and I don’t need anybody else’s help to do it, either!
Scorponok: Ha! Then you’re not that much different than me. At least you understand that in any battle, there can only be one winner.
Ironhide: This fight is between you and me now and you’re gonna lose!
Scorponok: What?! No!
Ironhide: (VO) This is what you get when you mess with Team Ironhide!
Scorponok: Aaahh! Aaaaahh! The pain!
Ironhide: This power’s from them… They gave me their strength. Ugh… Ergh…
Scorponok: Errgghhhhhhh…
Ironhide: Urghh, urghh…
Scorponok: Arrrrggggghhhhh!
Ironhide: Team Ironhide… You came through for me again.
Scorponok: Aargghh…
Ironhide: Transform!
[Transition]
Galvatron: Hahahahahaha! Now that I have the Super Energon then I can clean all the riff-raff out of Cybertron!
Optimus & Omega Supreme: Aaaahh!
Optimus: Ugh…
Galvatron: Hahahahaha! There’s no place like home!
Optimus: We’ve got to lure him outside. This corridor is too narrow for us to fight in.
Omega Supreme: Yes. I agree.
Optimus: Oh no!
Omega Supreme: What’s going on?
Rodimus: Don’t just stand there! The spacebridge should be appearing any minute now! Get ready!
Optimus: But what about Kicker and the others?
Galvatron: Hahaha!
Optimus: Huh?
Galvatron: This is it, Prime! Today it ends. And if I have to destroy all of Cybertron to get rid of you, I will!
[Transition]
Arcee: Transform!
Dr. Jones: I wanted to get to Primus fast, but not that fast.
Sally: Daddy!
Miranda: He’s all right!
Hot Shot: Primus could sure use some Energon right about now.
Ironhide: Transform!
Skyblast Unit A: Transform!
Skyblast Unit B: Transform!
Skyblast Unit C: Transform!
Skyblast Unit D: Transform!
Skyblast Unit E: Transform!
Strongarm Unit A: Transform!
Strongarm Unit B: Transform!
Strongarm Unit C: Transform!
Strongarm Unit D: Transform!
Ironhide: Primus… This is for you. This is the Energon that my team — I mean my friends — fought so hard to bring you. We want you to have it and use it as you wish. Here, take it. I hope that you appreciate it. My friends sacrificed so much.
Kicker: Ironhide, I’ll be okay. I promise.
Dr. Jones: Look! That light there! Primus is expanding the energy of the Energon!
Ironhide: Primus…
Primus: Aahh… Energon… Thank you.
[Transition]
Galvatron: Hahahahahahahaha! I couldn’t have planned this better myself. I see that all the chief Autobots are here, so that makes the job of crushing you easier. I suppose I should thank you, but that’s just not me.
Optimus: You can’t get rid of us that easily. There are still others.
Rodimus: You might think you can wipe us out but as long as there are Decepticons like you in power, there will always be others like us to rise up against you.
Snow Cat: Ahhh, rats. That means no vacation again this year.
Galvatron: And the more you Autobots rise up, the farther down you will fall, until there is no fight left you. And once that happens, you will be where you always belong — slave to the Decepticons. Hahahaha!
Optimus: Hmmm…
Galvatron: What’s wrong, Optimus? It looks like you’re getting red with anger!
Optimus: Omega Supreme, has Primus woken up? Is it possible?
Omega Supreme: Yes. Your Combination Spark is being infused with his energy.
Galvatron: Be quiet! I’m the only one allowed to do the talking around here!
Optimus: Galvatron, do you know what a Combination Spark is?
Galvatron: No, of course not. I’ve never heard of that before.
Optimus: For your information, it’s the way that the Autobots join forces. Powerlinx! Optimus Prime!
Omega Supreme: Omega Supreme!
Optimus: Powerlinx! Optimus Supreme!
Galvatron: Curse you, Optimus Prime!
Optimus: Ugh!
Galvatron: Aaah! Uggh! Aaaaahhh!
Demolishor: Oh no! Galvatron!
Starscream: Next time, Prime!
Demolishor: Ooh, ooh, ooooohh!
Snow Cat: Aaaaahhh! (Yodels.)
Sixshot: Heh. I can’t wait around here all day. With Galvatron gone, this is a perfect opportunity to find out why the Energon grid wouldn’t respond to my commands. Okay, I’ll just access the schematics to the Energon pipeline files like so… What’s this?! Looks like someone’s been busy! Oh, I can use this. Yes, I can use this to my advantage. Well, Galvatron, I think you’ll be needing me after all. Haaahahahahaha!
[Transition]
Scorponok: Huh? Ugh, Terrorcons… What are you doing?! If you can understand me, for the last time, I’m ordering you to the Energon temple! You must obey me and I command you to get back to the temple right now! Hmm? What is this? Hhhh… What have you done to me?!
[Transition]
Ironhide: (Crying)
Kicker: I think I understand why you feel so bad, but now is not the time, bud.
Dr. Jones: No, let him be. It’s hard to be a leader. Ironhide learned a big lesson today. He did a great job.
Kicker: Ironhide, listen. Being the top guy isn’t easy, but you did what you had to do. You protected my dad and showed that you’ve got what it takes. I see a bright future for us all. You’ve got to make it happen. Everyone’s depending on you, buddy. I’m depending on you.
[End]
Episode Notes
-What’s with the episode title? “Ironhide Team?”
-Demolishor being unable to count seems funny to me, partially because of a bit from the episode of Armada, “Miracle.”
Demolishor: That’s it. I’ll give you till the count of three to get off of me.
Scavenger: Like you can count.