Transformers: Armada
“Alliance” – Episode 49
Written by Terry Klassen and Ward Perry
Transcription by Brandon Williams
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Narrator: The battlefield has shifted. The Autobots and Decepticons are racing through space to face the greatest evil the Transformers have ever encountered. They have entered… the Unicron Battles.
Demolishor: Wait just one minute! You can’t be serious, Galvatron! Are you saying we’re gonna join forces with the Autobots?
Cyclonus: Uh, forgive me for asking, but — are you sure you’re okay, sir?
Galvatron: Hmm. I can’t believe Starscream did that.
Demolishor: Well, I’m not gonna cry for him because the traitor got what he deserved.
Cyclonus: Ahehehe! Ah, Galvatron-sir, why don’t we say we’re gonna join the Autobots and once we’re inside, we destroy them once and for all! Aaaahhh!
Galvatron: From now on, would you keep your mindless thoughts to yourself! Right now all I can think about is the comrade we lost. Sure, he challenged my authority on a failed coup attempt and even though Starscream was a traitor, he never lost sight of his oath to the Decepticons. He was a true soldier. Unlike most of you! Ergh! And now Unicron shows up! Just when I was about to finally crush Optimus. How inopportune! Well, maybe Starscream was right. Maybe we should join forces with the Autobots. But once Unicron is taken care of, then I’ll destroy you, Optimus Prime!
Demolishor: We’re with you all the way, Galvatron! Whatever you decide to do, sir, we’ll back you 100%!
Galvatron: I suppose my next order of business is to meet with Prime.
Cyclonus: I don’t like this.
Galvatron: I loathe you, Unicron! Aaarggghh!
[Transition]
Thrust: Everything is now in place. All we have to do now is await Unicron’s rouse from his slumber! And once he does, I shall serve at his right-hand, making me the second most powerful being in the cosmos!
Sideways: Don’t get carried away, Thrust. Remember, we still have a war to win. But once Unicron obliterates those incompetent Decepticons and mindless Autobots, then we can celebrate our victory. A victory unlike any the universe has ever witnessed! We will hold the keys to power and because we’ve destroyed all our enemies, we shall reign unchallenged! All hail Unicron!
Carlos: What’s going on up there?
High Wire: He awakens!
Kids: Huh?
Scavenger: Huh? Now what, sir? The place is crumbling around us!
Optimus: Sideswipe, commence evacuation procedures of all our troops, stat!
Sideswipe: Yes, sir!
Demolishor: We made it.
Galvatron: Prepare to launch all ships, gentlemen!
Blurr: All ships ready to launch, sir!
Fred: Well let’s get outta here!
Billy: Yeah, I’m not real big on being nailed by rocks!
Alexis: But not everyone’s on board yet.
Hot Shot: C’mon, Hoist, would ya move it?
Hoist: I’m going as fast as I can!
Hot Shot: Oh man! At this rate, we’re never gonna make it! Hang on!
Sideswipe: C’mon, bro, ya gotta hurry!
Hot Shot: I’m hurryin’! I’m hurryin’! Okay, Hoist, we’re gonna take a little shortcut!
Hoist & Hot Shot: Whoooaaa!
Hot Shot: Time to transform!
Hoist: Right!
Hoist & Hot Shot: Transform!
Sideswipe: Everyone’s on board!
Hoist: Phew. That was a close one.
Hot Shot: Oh man, I knew you could make it, Hoist.
Hoist: Ha! I still got it!
Optimus: Launch!
Blurr: Roger! Throttle’s at full, sir! Errgh. What’s going on? Wait a minute…
Rad: Hey, look! The Mini-Cons are protecting us!
Fred: We’re safe.
Optimus: Maintain course!
Demolishor: The Mini-Cons, sir!
Galvatron: Heheheheh… Who would have thought the Mini-Cons would actually protect us. Move out!
Optimus: The Mini-Cons are aligning themselves beside us for battle.
Billy: Aaah, I don’t like this, Fred.
Fred: And I wish I went to the bathroom.
All: To unity!
Rad: You know guys, I never thought I’d see this happen. The two of them shaking hands. Just standing here infront of the Decepticons, watching this is like some kind of weird dream.
Alexis: Mmhumm…
Carlos: Hey, are you all right, Alexis?
Alexis: Yeah. I was just thinking about Starscream. You know, he sure would have loved to see all this happen between them. After all, it was kind of his last request.
Rad: Well, I got a feeling he knows.
Optimus: With this historic handshake, I, Optimus Prime, pledge to both Autobots and Decepticons to fight together. We shall prevail to bring peace and harmony to the universe.
Galvatron: And to annihilate Unicron!
Hot Shot: Hey, put ‘er there, brother.
Demolishor: Hmm… I’m only doing this because I’m following Galvatron’s order.
Cyclonus: Ha! I can’t believe I’m fighting for harmony! What a load of bunk! I’m a lean mean fighting machine! Hahahaha!
Sideswipe: I gotta work with this guy? I’m not so sure about this.
Cyclonus: Hey, put it on mute, soldier. The one thing I can’t stand is a smart-mouthed Autobot!
Tidal Wave: Tidal Wave…
Jetfire: Uh… Nice… meeting ya.
Optimus: It’s time to get down to business, men!
Galvatron: All ships, destination: Unicron!
Optimus & Galvatron: Fire!
Cyclonus: Haha! Now this is more like it! Let’s do some damage!
Optimus: Hold your fire, men!
Cyclonus: Hey! How come we stopped?
Optimus: Take a look.
Cyclonus: Huh?
Jetfire: Whoa! We didn’t even scratch it!
Red Alert: We gave him everything we had!
Hoist: This is nuts!
Optimus: We have to re-think our strategy.
Cyclonus: Aw, c’mon! I say we blast ‘im with everything we got!
Optimus: No! That would be a waste of time. First, we must find out where his weakness lies.
Galvatron: Okay, soldiers, we’ll form up a reconnaissance fleet.
Hot Shot: They can’t get close enough, Optimus!
Jetfire: Now what, sir?
Cyclonus: I told you! We have to keep blasting ‘im.
Optimus: Hot Shot, Sideswipe! I want you to take up the discovery pod.
Sideswipe: You want what?!
Optimus: Because the pods are small, I doubt Unicron’s defense systems can detect them. You stealth mode and get as close as you can. We have to find Unicron’s weakest point.
Hot Shot: You got it, sir!
Galvatron: All right. Demolishor, Cyclonus, I want you both to get ready and head up with them.
Demolishor: Right!
Cyclonus: Awww, I never get to do anything.
Galvatron: Cyclonus!
Cyclonus: Yessir, at your service, sir! Waaaahh! Errgh! Boy… This isn’t gonna work.
[Commercial]
Hot Shot: Good news. It’s like Optimus said. Unicron’s defense system didn’t pick up our pods.
Demolishor: And let’s keep it that way. I don’t like getting shot at.
Hot Shot: Quiet!
Demolishor: Hey, you are not the boss around here! So stop pretending that you are!
Hot Shot & Demolishor: Huh?!
Cyclonus: Aaaahahahaha! Aaahahaha!
Demolishor: Have you lost it, Cyclonus?! You’re gonna give away our position, you idiot!
Cyclonus: Ha! Quit being such a party pooper. I say we hit him hard and fast, boys. Creeping around doing nothing won’t get us anywhere. Whatta complete buncha losers. But not me! I’m gonna transform! Prepare to get your mainframe kicked, Unicron!
Demolishor: No, wait!
Hot Shot: Aaah, let ’em go. I say we — focus our search in the opposite direction, so that–
Demolishor: Hey! Would you quit with the commands! For the last time, Autobot, I don’t take orders from you! C’mon, Blackout. Transform!
Sideswipe: Boy, he’s touchy.
Hot Shot: Yeah, no kiddin’. Well forget him, we got work to do!
Sideswipe: I’m with ya.
Hot Shot: See anything, Sideswipe?
Sideswipe: Nothing on my side, bro.
Cyclonus: Let’s get this party started!
Demolishor: Record all data, Blackout.
Optimus: Hmmm… No transmissions yet.
Billy: Well maybe your cable connection is loose.
Fred: Should we try wiggling it around?
Red Alert: Unicron could be blocking the signal, Optimus-sir.
Blurr: I’m detecting a faint pulse.
Hot Shot: Look out!
Sideswipe: I’m outta control-ol!
Demolishor: What the? Huh? Blackout!
Rad: This is getting freaky!
Optimus: Unicron is coming to life.
Galvatron: Let’s open fire on him. This may be our only window of opportunity, Optimus.
Rad: But we can’t. Not while Hot Shot and the others are still up there.
Galvatron: Don’t interfere, humans. There are always casualties involved with war. Now let us get back to the business at hand, shall we?
Alexis: You can’t!
Galvatron: Do you mind? I’m busy here. I don’t have time for this. Now run along and play!
Kids: Ugh!
Optimus: That’s enough, Galvatron.
Galvatron: Hmm. All right, then. Dispatch a rescue ship to bring them back, Optimus.
Optimus: Hhh…
Galvatron: How strange! Listening to humans.
Kids: Hehehe…
Demolishor: Blackout! Answer me!
Cyclonus: Keep blasting, boys! He’ll surrender any second now! Huh?! Where did these come from? Ah! Ah! Ah-ow!
Sideswipe: The attack’s already started, Hot Shot. I say we make a run for it.
Hot Shot: Hey, what’s up?
Demolishor: I need help.
Hot Shot: Huh? What happened to your Mini-Con, Demolishor?
Demolishor: I lost him in battle. But don’t worry about that, he should be all right. It’s time to retreat.
Sideswipe: No. We have to wait for the others.
Demolishor: We don’t have time to wait. Huh?
Cyclonus: Hahahaha!
Sideswipe: What’s blasting him?
Hot Shot: No clue.
Demolishor: Forget about him.
Hot Shot: What?!
Demolishor: This doesn’t concern you, Autobot. This is a Decepticon issue, so you mind butting out?
Hot Shot: What is his problem? Man, I thought we were a team.
Optimus: Fire only on the northern hemisphere, away from our men.
Cyclonus: Ttt-tt-ttt-urghya! Wh-wh-whaaa! That was a close one! Ow! Aaaahh!
Demolishor: You all right?!
Cyclonus: Just fine! Why do you ask, Demolishor?
Sideswipe: Boy, that was scary.
Hot Shot: Huh? Look! It’s Blackout!
Cyclonus: Please don’t — don’t let go! I’m losing my grip!
Hot Shot: C’mon! Let’s go!
Demolishor: Hey, would you please just get off my case?!
Hot Shot: Hurry! We’re getting blasted from every angle and time is running out on us!
Demolishor: Huh?
Sideswipe: C’mon!
Cyclonus: All right! Aah!
Hot Shot: Okay, let’s pull out! Transform!
Optimus: At this rate, they’ll all be wiped out.
Galvatron: We don’t have any choice, Prime! We have to back down now!
Optimus: Blurr, any word from Hot Shot?
Blurr: Negative, sir. Nothing.
Hot Shot: This is Hot Shot. Over.
Hoist: It’s him!
Jetfire: Get your tail back here!
Hot Shot: Well I’d love to, but the pod’s kinda trashed. Huh?!
Optimus: Jetfire… It’s time.
Jetfire: Yessir.
Optimus: Powerlink! Jet Optimus, transform!
Sideswipe: Uh, uh, uhhhhh! Aah!
Hot Shot: Demolishor?!
Demolishor: Just doing my job. And don’t you go making too much of it either, ya punk.
Hot Shot: Hey, I guess I owe ya one. Oh, and, uh, by the way…
Demolishor: Hhh! Blackout.
Hot Shot: You said you two got seperated. Thought you might want him back.
Demolishor: I’m lost for words.
Hot Shot: Ah, heh, heh…
Sideswipe: Heh, heh…
Cyclonus: Ooooohhhh…! Huh?
Hot Shot: Oh, now what? It looks like we’re surrounded!
Sideswipe: And there’s way too many of them for us to stand a chance.
Hot Shot: Forget the odds! We’re blastin’ our way outta here no matter what! It’s Optimus!
Optimus: Are you men all right?
Hot Shot: Well, we are now that you’re here, sir. Huh? Optimus, behind you!
Optimus: Huh?
Demolishor & Cyclonus: It’s Galvatron!
Galvatron: I can’t believe I just saved Prime!
Optimus: You men ready?
Sideswipe: Let’s do it! Optimus! Look over there!
Optimus: Huh?
Alexis: It’s Unicron!
Rad: I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s like I’m staring into the face of pure evil.
Kids: He’s gigantic!
[End]